Eco-friendly Entertainer Prints

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Where's my global warming?

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

Will work for manure.

'All our food is locally sourced.'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Gene Pool'

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

'What kind of mileage do you get?'

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Make Your Own

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

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