Eco-friendly Entertainer Prints

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Where's my global warming?

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

Will work for manure.

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Gene Pool'

'What kind of mileage do you get?'

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

Make Your Own

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

'If it'll make you any happier, we're biodegradable, too.'