Eco-wannabe Pillows

'I favor the 'go green' movement as long as it's good old greenbacks.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

God's Subcontractors

Monkey-artist

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Climate Change

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Mother nature takes her course.

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."