Eco-trailblazer Pillows

Gas Cow

Wind Energy

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Hither and Yon sign

"Draw your own path."

"Trail mix?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Don't even think about it."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Women in a cross country race

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"