Eco-trailblazer Mugs

Gas Cow

Wind Energy

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Hither and Yon sign

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Sport Utility Boot.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Draw your own path."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Don't even think about it."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Women in a cross country race

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Glass Ceiling