Eco-stylish Gifts

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Eco Princess

Queen of Upcycling!

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Ikea for Hippies

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

Lily Costume

Only 85 Chopping Days to Christmas...

Capitalism and global warming

'We're carbon off-setting.'

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'