Eco-stylish Gifts

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Eco Princess

Queen of Upcycling!

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Where Pleather Comes From

Anyone have any suggestions for this year's eco club project? I think we sho - Excuse me, but underclassmen should conserve their breath until recognized. Wow. An ecological shutdown. I'll say. It was totally biodegrading.

Ikea for Hippies

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

Lily Costume

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

'We're carbon off-setting.'

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Relax, it's fake fur.

Capitalism and global warming

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