Eco-savvy Pillows

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

While I agree with your sentiments, I'm still going to have to cite you for dispensing Freon.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Mother nature takes her course.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

COP26

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"I can remember when water was just wet."