Eco-savvy Urbanite Pillows

'An inconvenient truth meets an all-too convenient one.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Global Warmer 2000.

'I blame global warming!'

Just Stop Boil

Touring Cyclist

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Environment Friendly House.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Not to mention the park view."

"Would it kill you to compost?"