Eco Moviegoer Pillows

Couple look at posters for Carbon Emission Impossible and Carbon Trading Places. Man says: 'Looks like Hollywood has spotted a bandwagon.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

God's Subcontractors

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Climate Change

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'