Eco-funny Crowd Mugs

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Will work for manure.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

'What kind of mileage do you get?'

'We used to migrate, but we heard that flying is bad for the environment.'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

Firewood for Sale

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

'If it'll make you any happier, we're biodegradable, too.'

"Nature has a twisted sense of humor."

"This is the irrefutable proof that the world will end in 35 minutes. With this knowledge we can make millions! We just have to be damn fast. . ."

'I don't know... Adam's not really into organics!"

Man in Gas-Guzzling Car wearing Gas Mask

Ethical Bank Raid

'I'm trying to increase my pocket money... Do you need some Guano to fertilize your garden, sir?'

'You and your stupid hybrid getaway car'

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

Unwanted Christmas Presents

"Environmentally correct food is so important! I use a salad leaf as a side dish for at least four steaks before I throw it away!"

'How long have you had these hot spots?'

"He's the head of our company's energy conservation department."

The Body Boutique - Fragrances of Yesteryear: Tropical rain forest, leaded petrol and sexist jokes.

'So that's where he gets his jokes from!'

"The place hasn't been the same since that hole in the ozone opened up!"