Eco-fun Enthusiast Mugs

"Nature has a twisted sense of humor."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Nature versus commerce.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

God's Subcontractors

Honest Vending

Eco Princess

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Noise Pollution

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Climate Change

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'