Eco-friendly Habits Pillows

"In order to help the environment, Edward is only using paper bags now."

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"Do you have to carbon offset every time you boil the kettle?"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

100% carbon neutral

"Steamed vegetables."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Just Stop Boil

'I blame global warming!'

Touring Cyclist

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Global Warmer 2000.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.