Eco-friendly Aspirant Prints

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Bench Press Accident

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Not to mention the park view."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Is it organic?'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'Go on - they're organic!'

A gap between the solar panels