Eco-friendly Aspirant Mugs

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Bench Press Accident

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Electric car

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

A gap between the solar panels