Eco-friendly Accountant Pillows

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

The Environmentalist

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

100% carbon neutral

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Recycling bottle bank.

Pandora's boxes

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"Woo-hoo!"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"