Eco-fairytale Enthusiast Prints

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Swan Fairy Tales

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Are you made of sugar?'

A Fairytale Update

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Mouse Princess

"I love you too, big guy."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

Rapunzel in the Morning

Sale! Weed Whackers

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.