Eco-conscious Story Enthusiast Prints

'Yes your cottage looks really tasty, and yes my sister and I would love to come inside, but before we do we want to know whether the ingredients for your cottage are organic, fairtrade and where possible locally sourced'

The Environmentalist

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Sale! Weed Whackers

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Climate Change

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Not to mention the park view."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."