Eco-dialogue Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

God's Subcontractors

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Climate Change

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Plant Parenthood...

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'