Eco-conscious Photographer Gifts

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"I wonder where they nest..."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"It's not any better up our way, either."

Food Pyramid.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

Tree funeral.

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."