Eco-conscious Photographer Gifts

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Food Pyramid.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Tree funeral.

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"It's not any better up our way, either."

"I wonder where they nest..."

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

Marketing in the Anthropocene Era: "Hey, it's basically just another branding challenge. How do we make the looming possibility of human extinction sexy?"