Eco-conscious Drinker Prints

'Give me a whisky without ice, we should all do our bit.'

Hold on

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'

"Somethin' here says this wine is 'su-stainable.' That means if you get any on 'ya, it won't come out!"

Global warming finally hits home. . .

"Actually, I drink to forget what my car is doing to affect global warming."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Mother nature takes her course.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"