Eco-conscious Drinker Mugs

'Give me a whisky without ice, we should all do our bit.'

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'

"Somethin' here says this wine is 'su-stainable.' That means if you get any on 'ya, it won't come out!"

Global warming finally hits home. . .

"Actually, I drink to forget what my car is doing to affect global warming."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Mother nature takes her course.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"It's not easy being green…"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019