Eco-conscious Barbecue Enthusiast Mugs

'Put out the barbecue! Think of Global warming!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

His New Grillfriend

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Ode to a Grill

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"You like yours well done, right?"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"Come and get it!"

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'