Eco-awareness Mugs

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'I'm from China!'

"It's not easy being green…"

'Not long ago, soot didn't hurt.'

Hunters who have run out of species to hunt, shooting a butterfly

Officials blame the latest power failure on too many cell phones being recharged at once.

"I didn't realise something like this could happen in Milton Keynes."

Sorry - No Oil

"Run for the hills - the polar ice cap is melting."

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"We'll always have Paris..."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Man using to much bug spray

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Smokey The Tree"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Noise Pollution