Eco-aware Individual Mugs

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

The St. Nicholas Day Massacre

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

REPENT! Get back to nature

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Mother nature takes her course.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

COP26

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

Biofuel - a solution or...?