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"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

The Eclectic Chair

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"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

A Macaroni in 1773

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

Collussus Records. You say your music is influenced by Lawrence Welk and hip hop. What do you call it? "Bubble Rap"!

Shamisen

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

"My therapist recommended this place. It's eclectic without being schizophrenic."

"I'm a religious nut."

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

'I realized there was no store in the neighborhood where you could biy a book and you could also buy a pot.'

'Amazing what you can get on eBay.'

Pizza Express Take-away

"Norman's an influencer."

"I did what you suggested and replaced my trophy heads with something that might appeal to home buyer who liked pets."

Mouse and garden magazine

Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen.

'Classless Reunion'

'An optician was having a closing down sale,,,I got the last pair'

'He's nice for an old guy, but that Lawrence Welk ring tone of his creeps me out.'

'He listens to a huge variety of music, so he either has very eclectic taste, or absolutely no taste at all.'