Eclectic Style Appreciators T-Shirts

"My therapist recommended this place. It's eclectic without being schizophrenic."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

The Eclectic Chair

Elton John

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Pre-Bay

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Hipsters knit their beards.

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

There is no clear line in the salon world.

"I'm a religious nut."

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'I realized there was no store in the neighborhood where you could biy a book and you could also buy a pot.'

Punk and bull admire each other's nose rings.

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

"Norman's an influencer."

'He said I looked beautiful in the gown I was wearing...then he asked if he could borrow it!'

This year we all got beards!

"I did what you suggested and replaced my trophy heads with something that might appeal to home buyer who liked pets."

'Amazing what you can get on eBay.'

Cat and Mouse.

"I've never been able to convince a mustache to move in with my face."

Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen.

'Can You Describe It?'