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'Me? An Archbishop? God, no - I just like the hats.'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Catsuit

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

Penguin trying on a suit.

Rowan Williams

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

Good Luck

The youth pastor and worship leader compete for the skinniest jeans award.

Native Americans flirting.

'Drink up, Helmut...'

"I like it here, except it's just the one outfit."

'Hot pink would have been more slimming.'

A teacher in mortar board and gown

"Norman's an influencer."

Welsh dresser.

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

John the Baptist was clothes in camel's hair and eight locusts.

'Does this make my butt look big enough?'

"I'd like to buy my husband a yarmulke of the type worn by Rudy Giuliani."

"I'm kind of enjoying black-tie Fridays."

Orthodox Priest

Guitar Player in Traditional Germanic Dress

"All my dirndls are at the dry cleaner's."

Giacomo Puccini.

Scottish Man Confuses Children Over Which Bathroom To Use.