Eccentric Dresser Mugs

Without uttering a word, Steve gets out of jury duty.

Cowboy boots and Bermuda shorts: sartorial suicide for the unsuspecting Nathan.

Butterfly bowtie.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"...and just how long have you had this compulsion to wear women's underwear?"

A crazy golfer

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Fashionista

The Dandy

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Bear Costume

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"We should start wearing masks."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Snail Man

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Spider Web Stocking