Eccentric Accessorizer Mugs

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Toe-Tickling Machine

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

Flatware Follies.

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Off the wall financial adviser.

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?"

He had gobs of money and a trophy wife...

'I got it at a sale of slightly irregular clocks.'

Eccentrically dressed husband says to quiet, timid looking wife: 'Now, don't embarrass me!'

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"Norman's an influencer."