Eating Spicy Food Pillows

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'The Burrito King.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Sriracha"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Habanero ..."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'How's the curry?'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

The morning after the night before.

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

Chilli

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

"Gesundheit."

I've changed my mind about the curry!

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"Curry too hot for you sir..?"

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."