Eating Spicy Food Pillows

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'The Burrito King.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Habanero ..."

"Sriracha"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

The morning after the night before.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'How's the curry?'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

"Gesundheit."

Chilli

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

I've changed my mind about the curry!

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

"Curry too hot for you sir..?"

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'