Eating Sandwiches Pillows

"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A Club Sandwitch.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Deliboys

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

Stratigraphy

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Jelly I.V.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Lunch Meet

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'