Eating Contests Mugs

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Come dine with me!

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Tension filled the tent.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Rhea of the Year.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Pig Cheese

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

"Did you order a starter?"

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.