Easy Goer Prints

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Cinemuck

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Fridge-to-table"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Mountain escalator.

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

T-shirts will allegiance to different types of music on, while one guy has a shirt that reads 'middle of the road is all right with me.'

Man leaves stretch limousine in a stretch wheelchair.

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"Sit down Fred!"

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. VII. - Hotels are quite full.

"I'm looking for one of those jobs where actual work is optional."

"No long-playing records allowed."

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

'This is just the warm up.'

'Excuse me, I think I've been wrongly seated.'

"Go with the flow, boys!"

"The following programme is guaranteed to be pure fluff, with no social messages whatsoever."

Mantis chick flicks