Easy Cooking Mugs

LAY ZEE FUK

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Jack of all trades

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

A Good Batch.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter