Eastern Question Analyst Pillows

Spirit of Revolt Simmering in Crete

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

NeighWoof.

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

The Human Condition

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"You tend to overuse the exclamation point."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Mass Confucian

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

The Relentlessly Jovial & Obnoxious Sales-People.

Hu Jintao.

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

'I was not prepared for this!'

"Have you ever considered putting all your icky thoughts in a little box and keeping them there?"

Wang Yangming listens.

"It's not bad, but you need to lose the dynamic verbs."

Brussels Spouts

"I understand that your chakra may be 'out of alignment', but can we check first if your broken arm might be causing your pain?"

"They discovered I liked a JK Rowling tweet when I was fifteen, you?"

Trump Transition Team

This should be good. Ben Franklin and Confucius are having an aphorism contest!

"I've had sex with Donald Trump."

'Wendall just had a great insight. He realised he's full of baloney.'

"Oh, BUDDHIST camp. Our bad, Cap'n."

Old Russia and New Russia

"I'm a guilt-free right winger, and that's a wonderful thing to be."

Shoot first, ask questions later

Some People Have Experienced Career-Related Suicidal Thoughts

Pruning Branches