Eastern Bloc Nostalgia Prints

"I hear Communism is dead."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'I wish I knew now what I knew then...'

"Just suck it up and let him continue binge-watching your entire repertoire."

'The Russians seem to be retaliating. This one is being pulled by eight tiny yaks.'

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

Just when he thought things couldn't get worse...

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

'If they had it to do it all over again' 'We'll sell you Manhattan Island for $24 worth of trinkets. However, the sales tax will be $24 trillion.'

Church in the year 2035.

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

Gin Lane.

Eighties Throwback.

'Wow! Look who's no longer short and stout!'

Hammer and Sickle

Stop/Hop

'You can only come in if you've been CRB checked.'

'Of all the lemonade joints in all the world....'

Konstantin Chernenko

Alexander Dubcek

Rip Van Yuppie

'His imaginary playmate got sent to juvie.'

Jimmy and Jane Play Doctor

"Why, it's Minnie Manngold! Married 'n' everything."

'Okay, I'll be your Valentine, but don't get any funny ideas.'

'Can Bobby come out and marry me?'

"What can I get for a quarter?"