Easter Spirit Embracer Mugs

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

You Know You're Old When...

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

"It's the third day, so I decided to have fresh coffee ready."

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"You know, honestly I see it as half full."

Life is more than I can bear phobia.

'Yep, that's my dog, and yes, it's a chocolate lab.'

Change is good.

Easter Island with a large statue of the Easter Bunny

"Off the record, I have to give all the credit to the parents. I'm just a figurehead."

"I thought we agreed...NO BUNNY CAKES!"

This Is Your Life

A vampire is frightened after being served hot cross buns.

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

A chicken lays Easter eggs for the Easter bunny.

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

'Peter Cottontail on the Bunny Trail...'

'Oh s**t, I've been offered a job!'

Welsh Dragon

Mr. Punch in Venice

"That's Mr. Rogowski. He doesn't have kids to bring to work on bring-your-child-to-work day, so he brought his inner child."

By Easter, a pardoned turkey has often lost all sense of right and wrong.