Easter Egg Hunts T-Shirts

'Next year, don't paint the Easter eggs with your camouflage paint!'

"Yeah, same for me: All the Easter eggs had melted by the time I found them..."

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

"Instead of hiding them, this will be much easier."

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

An Unexpected Guest.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Easter Egg Delivery

Missing Easter Egg

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Happy Easter!

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Easter Rabid

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

'Happy Easter.'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."