Easter Egg Hunt T-Shirts

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When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.

"Just hit 'Find my Easter Egg.'"

An Unexpected Guest.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Easter Egg Delivery

Missing Easter Egg

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Easter Rabid

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

Happy Easter!

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

'Happy Easter.'

'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'