Earthquakes T-Shirts

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Mrs. Richter's Scale.

'Mr. President, our scientist say that the earthquake was caused by an unnamed fault in the Earth's crust.', 'Excellent! -- We'll call it 'Bush's Fault.''

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

"An earthquake cracked the building in half. I'd have it fixed, but it's keeping the staff from constantly going to the break room."

'WOW,this is amazing down here captain, ABSOLUTELY amazing! That quake SURE did a lot of damage to the ocean's floor!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

Tear Along this Line.

When geologists argue.

'...the quake was an aftershock to the latest shift in the prime rate.'

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

"Darling, spotting Todd Mason dressed as a woman - was that at the Palio in Siena or at the Day of the Dead in Oaxaca?"

'Later that day Sally was told that the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter scale.'

"If they'd had seismic monitors when blasting coal out of the ground during the Industrial Revolution, you lot would have frozen in your hovels."

Global Warning

Geology

'It's new and improved because we now have better advertising.'

"It's not just earthquake-resistant paint - it's also that earthquakes hate this particular shade of pink."

Richter Scale

Earthquake scores

Warning - Earthquake coming!

The AdRams Family no.2 - Computer cosy