Earth Hour Gifts

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Earth Hour is like a short dayight saving only it's in the dark.

"Earth hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

North Pole

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Nature versus commerce.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

The interested bystanders.

"We'll always have Paris..."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.