Earnings Season Celebrator T-Shirts

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Bubbly

Happy Easter

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Non-Denominational Carols

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Jumping Man

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

First Prize!

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Happy New Ear!

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"It's his favorite time of year."

Groundhog Day.

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

Halloween next exit. . . Thanksgiving, 27 days. . . Christmas, 54 days.

'This is my favorite time of year!'

'He celebrates the fiscal New Year.'

Wassail

2021

'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'

A slap-up meal.

"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"