Earning A Ged Mugs

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'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

"Remember double negatives are a complete no-no."

"Memorizing the multiplication table is NOT brainwashing!"

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

"That's the problem today. Everyone expects the same old standardized answers."

"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"

Gorillas Learn to Read.

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

Teacher.

"No air guitar"

'Truth is, kids, I ate your homework.'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Once upon a time vs. today

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

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Jerry Onion's dream has always been to be a stand-up comedian, but whenever he is on stage, the audience's reaction is not precisely the one he expected.

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"This is for business administration, this is for economics, and this one is for just showing up for class."

'I started going to school with Mary and loved it so much I kept on going and ended up with a PhD...'

'You should turn over. I think you're getting a freezer burn.'