Earmuff Aficionado Prints

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Collective unconscious.

"He's sending an instant message."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

Comfort zone

'May I use the amplifier tonight, Dad?'

Michel de Montaigne

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"I hate recalls."

Flying Ear Specialist

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"