Early Rising T-Shirts

'I got up at 5:30 once and caught a worm -- it wasn't worth it, believe me.'

He was an early riser. She knew it, but never really got used to it.

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

Christmas Day - Early Risers

Einstein conducts a thought-experiement

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

The Early and the Late Bird

'Did you wake up late this morning, Sally?'

'I like to go to bed early and wake up with the chickens.'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Bird Tweet.

"So this sense of failure stems from the fact that you're not catching any worms despite getting up early?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Have you got your make up on yet?

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

French Early Bird

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Cockerel sings the blues...

Waking Up With Rooster.