Early Retirement Planner Mugs

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'It's a questionnaire asking why you're interested in early retirement.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

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'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

You're fortunate to have reached your Golden Years. You want the Golden Handcuffs or Golden Parachute?

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."