Early Retiree Explorer Prints

"It's a collection for old Tom Jones who retires in two years time. He said he would rather have it now."

The Vineyard

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

Duel in a wheelchair.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Tourist

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'What do you mean retired? You're only four years old!'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

"Some of you have opted for the Early Retirement Package."

"My mom says I'll behaving a growing spurt, so I'll grow into these clothes soon."

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

You know you're middle aged...

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

"I miss the days when my doctor was older than me!"

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

'He's at the age where he's too old to be cute and too young be sensible!'

Dodo with rubber ring

Archeology Dept...'Diggin' the past, Dude!'

"The Good news is that a number of GPs have agreed to take action on a number of dangerous 'lifestyle' issues including high levels of stress, long working hours..."

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt