Adventurous Retiree Prints

"I guess after 30 years you'll want to take your time packing for retirement..."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Kardiff.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Safari.

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

Tourist

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Duel in a wheelchair.

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"Fight or flight?"

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

When Seniors Fly

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

Secrets of Adulthood.

"You look good for your age."

'Whether I work in the public or private sector, save my retirement benefits.'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1