Early Modern Society Fan Prints

'...And the ones wearing shoes are the MIDDLE class.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Da Vinci Cod

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

'Your son stopped passing notes to his friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Architecture Books

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

"Edward the Good? Well, Eddie, we'll be the judge of that."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Thomas Wyatt

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

William Shakespeare

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'Another failure to communicate?'

Santa '50s' Claus.

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'