"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."
Early Bird Vs Night Owl Prints
Decorate their space with prints that capture the heart of early risers and night owls. Artistic, humorous, and personal, they make a statement about their circadian rhythm.
Burning the midnight oil.
"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"
Dog Nightmares
"I just realized you're my entire entourage."
"Give me all the caffeine you have."
Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.
The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"Try thinking about something else."
"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."
Future garbage truck driver.
"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"
'Your husband? He's just leaving...'
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"
"The overthinker"
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."
The Streets - Night
'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'
Camping-Pong
"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."
"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."
"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."
"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."
Early Bird Vs Night Owl Prints Collection
Early Bird Vs Night Owl Mugs
Explore our mugs collection and find the perfect match for your early bird or night owl loved one. Morning or late-night, we’ve got just the mug for them.
Early Bird Vs Night Owl Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate the dawn or the night. Cozy and quirky, these are ideal for showing off their favorite time of day.
Early Bird Vs Night Owl T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts designed for early risers and night owls alike. Fun and expressive, they’re perfect for anyone living on their own schedule.