Early Bird Holiday Planner Pillows

'Ah! The Christmas decorations are up in town!' - 'It can only mean one thing.' - 'That's right. It's almost mid-October.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Fight or Flight

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Italia tours

Heading off with a packed bag

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Let it go, Amy.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'